LOL! Check out a few of the job apps terrorists are flooding the State Dept with, responding to Marie Barf’s “Jobs for Jihadists” initiative
By Thomas Madison
Job applications from terrorists world-wide are flooding the US State Department since spokesperson Marie Barf declared that killing terrorists is not nice or productive, and that the true way to peace in the Middle East is to offer jihadis good jobs.
The applications below are SATIRICAL, and funny as hell! I have also included a blank application for any jihadi readers out there who may want to submit an application of their own.
H/TÂ Freedom Outpost
Ex-Army officer and stone-cold patriot, Thomas Madison is on a mission to contribute in any and every way to the restoration of and strict obedience to the United States Constitution, that divinely-inspired, concise, intentionally and specifically broad (wrap your head around that oxymoron) blueprint which has gifted the world with the concept and realization of individual liberty and unlimited prosperity.
We, as a nation, have lost our way. We have spent the past one-hundred years attempting to fix what was never broken. As with building anything, when you can't figure it out, consult the blueprint. So too with rebuilding America, the blueprint for which is the United States Constitution.
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