By Thomas Madison

Vicente Fox is really pissing me off. The man is terrified! Why is he the front man for the Mexican government, anyway. He isn’t even in office any more. They are having a little trouble wrapping their heads around the impact an “America First” president will have on their third world economy and society?

Fox actually had the cojones to tell us to our faces that the American “yobs” that have been lost to Mexico are gone forever, declaring, “Those lost yobs will never coming back.”

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Translation: ‘We are taking your yobs, you are never getting your yobs back, so take a flying chingare through a rolling doughnut. No yobs for you, gringos!’

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Sorry, Vicente. There is a new sheriff in town. No more free lunch. Get a f**king yob!