At a recent rally in Florida, Donald Trump, in the same plain language We the People speak around the kitchen table, delivered an eight-word proclamation that took down the house.

Speaking astonishing well from a teleprompter, considering his limited experience using the politician’s best friend, The Donald recited the following canned lines….

“The establishment and their media enablers wield control over this nation through means that are very well known. Anyone who challenges¬†their control is deemed a sexist, a racist, a xenophobe, and morally deformed. They will attack you. They will slander you. They will seek to destroy your career and your family. They will seek to destroy everything about you, including your reputation. They will lie, lie, lie and then again they will do worse than that. They will do whatever is necessary.”

Then, leaving the scripted presentation for a few seconds and returning to the old ad lib Donald we all love, Trump abandoned the teleprompter and, looking straight ahead at the audience, declared emphatically,¬†“The Clintons are criminals. Remember that. They’re criminals!”

And the crowd went wild!