THIS IS SATIRE!!!! For those of you who typically send me nasty messages because I convinced you to dig a hole in the woods and live in it for four days….THIS IS SATIRE!!!! That means it isn't real. It is an article intended for humor, fun. THIS IS NOT REAL!!!! THE RUSSIANS HAVE NOT INVADED ALASKA!!!! Please do not send me nasty messages. That means you, Bill, and LaVonne, and Abdul, and Sheniqua, and Ted, et al….

Ex-Army officer and stone-cold patriot, Thomas Madison is on a mission to contribute in any and every way to the restoration of and strict obedience to the United States Constitution, that divinely-inspired, concise, intentionally and specifically broad (wrap your head around that oxymoron) blueprint which has gifted the world with the concept and realization of individual liberty and unlimited prosperity. We, as a nation, have lost our way. We have spent the past one-hundred years attempting to fix what was never broken. As with building anything, when you can't figure it out, consult the blueprint. So too with rebuilding America, the blueprint for which is the United States Constitution.