Life as a Somali pirate used to be really good. Defenseless massive ships with no onboard security, ripe for the taking.

That was then and this is now. It finally occurred to the owners of the multi-million dollar floating warehouses that hiring onboard security is far more cost effective than losing millions of dollars in cargo and ransom.

Watch this ship’s private security crew absolutely ruin the day of a group of Somali scumbags.

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