Gearing up for another wild weekend, former President Horndog was distracted recently while trolling strolling through what appears to be a college campus.

As two young ladies walk past, Slick’s antenna goes up (no, not that one!) and he stares as he imagines the possibilities.

It appears that one of the young women is reaching for her cell phone as a weapon to defend herself.

Note that Slick’s fly is down for the quick draw. A handful of Viagra and he is ready for action!

Photo courtesy of Barstool Sports via BizPac Review