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So, Mitt Romney confessed today that his secret Twitter account handle is “Pierre Delecto,” which translated means “Delicious Peter.”

Somewhere Anthony Weiner is snapping his fingers and grumbling, “Damn, I wish I had thought of that!”

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Au revoir to the clean-cut, Mormom choir boy image, yes?