H/T Joe LaVeque and Melissa Mastrianni

According to pharmaceutical executive and research scientist, Martin Shkreli, he feels certain that Hitlery’s bizarre behavior is caused by Parkinson’s Disease, which has been kept secret. Makes sense to me. Just one more reason the Wicked Witch of Benghazi is unqualified to hold the office of President of the United States.

As for the lesion recently discovered on Hitlery’s tongue during one of her recent gaping-mouth hysteria fits, most educated guesses point to one, or a combination of, a number of STDs. Hitlery isn’t married to the cleanest guy around.

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