H/T Dr. Reg Barrow

John Magufuli is the President of Tanzania. He is also a PHD chemist, a born skeptic, and quite the prankster.

Punking the WHO-approved COVID testing, Magufuli sent several samples to the lab for coronavirus testing. While labeling the samples with human names, ages, and genders, the samples actually came from a variety of plants and animals. One was even a motor oil sample from a car. Magufuli took samples from goats, sheep, rabbits, fruit (papaya and jackfruit), a bird, and even a sample of a car’s motor oil. The lab processed the testing as it normally would and nearly half came back positive for coronavirus. So, at best, the test is totally unreliable. At worst, this is a horrific level of corruption that should be investigated immediately. I shudder to think of the number of people who have falsely tested positive for COVID and were hurried onto ventilators (the kiss of death, but the hospitals and docs receive an additional $39,000 for it).

President Magufuli: This disease is going to pass. We have several obstacles, but we are solving them. We are currently talking to Madagaskar and they have already written a letter. They say they have discovered a medicine over there. We are going to send our plane over there so that Tanzanians can benefit from the medicine.

So, we the government, we are really working hard, day and night. We took samples from goats, we sent samples from sheeps, we took samples from Pawpaws (papaya). We even took samples from car oil. And we took samples from other different things. And we took the samples to the laboratory without them knowing.

And we even named all the samples. Like the sample from the car oil. We named it Jabil Hamza, 30 years old, male. The results came back negative. When we took a sample from a Jackfruit (Durian), we named it Sarah Samuel, 45 years old, female. The results came back inconclusive. When we took samples from a Pawpaw, we named it Elizabeth Ane, 26 years old, female. The result from the Pawpaw came back positive that it has corona. That means the liquid from a Pawpaw is positive. We took samples from (a bird type) called Kware. The results came back positive. We took samples from a rabbit. The results came back undeterminent. We took samples from a goat and the results came back positive. We took samples from a sheep and it came back negative and so on and so on. So, now when you see this, you have taken samples and say they are humans and the results come back positive that they have corona. That means all the pawpaws should be in isolation also. And, when you take goat samples, and they are also positive, that means all the goats we have here by assumption, or maybe the goat with the sample that was taken should also be in isolation….

So, when you notice something like this, you must know there is a dirty game played in these tests, that there (are) unbelievable things happening in this country. Either the laboratory workers in there are bought by the people with money, either that they are not well-educated, which isn’t true, or because this laboratory is used for other diseases. Either the samples which are brought in because even the reagents are imported because even the swambs are also imported.

So, it’s a must that something is actually going on. Now, even the Pawpaws samples are positive. They have corona. So, WHO should really do something big about these things and even the goats have corona. And, if they haven’t realized that the corona affects humans or goats and it also affects trees, so scientists haven’t even done research on this matter. So, there (are) several people through the extra information I have here, there were must be people who were told they are positive while they are not really corona patients. And, some might even die from worry. The Pawpaw, it’s there, it’s not dead. It’s there, just getting ripe. The goat is also just around. It’s not even dead.

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