Madonna says Donald Trump’s presidential win has left her with the same type of broken heart she feels after a bad breakup.”

God knows the worn-out old pop freak knows about bad breakups. She must be in five-digit territory by now.

The singer opens up in a new interview about the president elect, sharing her feelings about “being stuck in a nightmare,” according to Gossip Cop.

The Queen of Pop graces the cover of the February issue of Harper’s BAZAAR, in which she talks about her unconventional lifestyle, her career, and perhaps most notably, the future president of the United States. “On election night I was sitting at a table with my agent, who is also one of my very best friends, and we were truly praying,” Madonna reveals. “It was just like watching a horror show. I went to sleep, and since that night, I wake up every morning and it’s like when you break up with somebody who has really broken your heart.”

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The singer continues, “You wake up and for a second you’re just you, and then you go, ‘Oh, the person I love more than anything has just broken my heart, and I’m devastated and I’m broken and I have nothing. I’m lost.’” Madonna adds, “That’s how I feel every morning. I wake up and I go, ‘Wait a second. Donald Trump is the president. It’s not a bad dream. It really happened.’ It’s like being dumped by a lover and also being stuck in a nightmare.” The singer’s full interview can be read in the latest issue of of Harper’s BAZAAR, which hits newsstands January 17.

Dear Madonna, your “nightmare” is my dream, and the dream of tens of millions of Americans who have been left behind by you thoughtless, uncaring elite pinheads.

We the People finally have a President who has our interest first and foremost in his mind and heart, not yours. Fear not, your Bentley will still start the same way it always did, your private jet will fly like it always has, you will still be able to buy anything your rich heart desires.

Personally, I find your faux misery hilarious. So, you didn’t get another Barack Hussein or Hitlery Clinton to continue punishing We the People for your sport. Sorry about your luck.