H/T Renee H
“Privileged criminals aren’t jailed. They’re above the law, like me.
Rich criminals are never nailed. I always waddle free!
You see being a criminal means dealing with sleaze.
Bribes sound much nicer when you call them speaking fees.
It feels good to get rich and break all the rules.
Half the people will still support me like fools.”
Somewhere Dr. Seuss is crying like a baby.
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— TRUMP ANOMALY® (@ANOMALY1) October 2, 2016