H/T Mikey Radakovich

You know you are having a bad day when you attempt the armed robbery of a retail establishment and while you are searching for valuables the store clerk simply walks out the front door and locks you in until police arrive.

Watch as Dr. Cool Yo (I’m sure that’s not his real name, I made it up because it sounds cool, yo) tries everything, from shooting the door lock with his pistol to using his body as a battering ram to break down the door, which his frail frame is no match for. Then, when all else has failed, Doc drops to his knees, begging for Divine Intervention to deliver him from his rendezvous with karma…. all on surveillance cam.

Our story ends when karma arrives in the form of uniformed police officers pointing their weapons through the store window at our hapless gangster who is eager to obey their commands to assume the arrest position, face down, on the shop floor.

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