By Thomas Madison

It’s on! Tired of playing Mr. Nice Guy, Jeb Bush took off his dainty after dinner gloves today, deciding it is high time he got involved in a down-and-dirty street fight. The only problem is Bush is no street fighter, and he chose as his adversary a creatively vicious and very experienced carnivore of the street, who surrounds himself with geniuses even more creative than their boss.

From Politico:

“Seriously, what’s this guy’s problem?” [Bush] asked one party donor he ran into recently, according to accounts provided by several sources close to Bush—and he went on to describe the publicity-seeking real estate developer now surging in public polls far ahead of Bush and all the 15 others in the Republican field as “a buffoon,” “clown” and “asshole.”

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So, how will the creative geniuses at Fort Trump respond to this latest multi-invective from a career parasite who, frankly, is not worthy to carry The Donald’s luggage? One can only imagine, but I am certain the prodigies in the backroom at Trump Tower are on it.