It ain’t easy being an ISIS jihadi. They risk their lives on a daily basis in their warped effort to conquer the world for Allah. They suffer through blistering heat and freezing cold to advance the ideology of Islam.

Being an ISIS jihadi is also a very lonely job, as there is little female companionship. US special operations forces are taking advantage of the amorous nature of the ISIS jihadi.

Imagine an ISIS jihadi just out for a stroll when he finds a member of the opposite sex species. Jihadis are very direct and don’t waste a lot of time getting to know their dates. There is no first, second, and third base. It’s “hi” and home run.

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Watch this instructive video describing the field employment of the Improvised Explosive Goat (IEG). It is believed our special operators developed this clever “fake date” tactic from their Commander-in-Chief, the originator of “fake news.” Remember, there is a ten jihadi limit per day.

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