Hobnobbing with the upper crust every day makes a criminal Marxist girl so tired. You would think those ungrateful bastards could just send a check for $100,000 instead of needing dinner and shaking the hand of Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife too. So exhausting! Ten minutes of gladhanding with the patrician class and it is nappy time. Oh, the sacrifices one must make!
So, the Wicked Witch of Benghazi has been seen of late with a wheelchair and a specially equipped van to load and unload same, photo below.
“But, but, but,” you say, “Hitlery says she is perfectly healthy.” That’s true, she does say that, and God knows she has never lied. So, I’m guessing it is a debate tactic. She is trying to make Donald Trump think that she is sick, which will make him overconfident, so that BOOM! she can destroy him on the debate stage. Very clever.
OK, stop laughing. It isn’t funny. Maybe Hitlery really is sick. That would be horrible…. right? Let’s all pray for the Wicked Witch of Benghazi. I said stop laughing.
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A rare photo, below, of Hitlery standing. Here she is hanging with Cher in her favorite PJs and $20,000 designer hospital gown. No, Hitlery, Cher is laughing WITH you.