The Wicked Witch of Benghazi is accustomed to being greeted at campaign rallies by a handful of curious high school students who were forced to go to the gym to listen to her
shriek speak for ten minutes.
Imagine Hitlery’s astonishment when she showed up in Des Moines, Iowa to a crowd of 600. Wow, to whom does she owe her gratitude for this pleasant surprise?
Wouldn’t you know it! Those damned Trumpatriots! Scads of them, whistling and howling and waving Trump signs and hurling the most masterful invective at Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife.
Maybe the Wicked Witch should stick to the safer venues, like doughnut shops and high school gyms.
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— Lindsay Jancek (@lmjancek) September 29, 2016