Poor Hitlery. No scepter, no crown, no throne, and she isn’t taking it well. It is like a house landed on her. Ding dong, the witch is dead!

I have never been the schadenfreude type, but I have to admit I am digging the hell out of Hitlery’s reaction to the cancellation of her coronation.

As the results were piling up in The Donald’s favor on election night the Wicked Witch of Benghazi was dealing with the stress the way she always deals with stress, by getting blind-ass drunk and violently attacking those around her.

Now you know the real reason Hitlery didn’t give a concession speech and thank her supporters on election night – she couldn’t stand up. Her doc even loaded her up with pharmaceutical goodies to moderate her drunken delirium, which apparently did little good. She still physically attacked Mook and Podesta. Imagine her with her finger on the nuke button. She would start with the red states.

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