By Thomas Madison

Sharing many awkward yucks with CBS Face The Nation host, John Dickerson, Hitlery Clinton, whose head was bobbing all over the screen like Harry Karay, was asked to describe herself in three words.

“Just three!” instructed Dickerson, in the exchange below.

She chose, “I am a real person.”

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Dickerson: Knowing you don’t engage in phony makeovers (that’s a gem), give us three words that is the real Hillary Clinton.

Hillary: Ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Dickerson: Just three!

Hillary: Just three. I can’t possibly do that. I mean look. I am a real person with all the pluses and minuses that comes along with being that. I’ve been in the public eye for so long that I think it’s like the feature you see in some magazines – real people actually go shopping.


The orange jumpsuit is a nice touch, acclimating for an upcoming career move, I presume.