Hitlery chose the University of North Carolina-Greensboro for her coming out party (coming out of pneumonia or stuperfuk or toejam, or whatever other maladies the Wicked Witch may have been lying about).

It was a nauseating display (no wonder Hitlery is always sick, she has to listen to herself). While Monica Lewinsky’s ex-boyfriend’s wife was lying¬†speaking, a group of hecklers stood up and declared, “FUCK HILLARY!”¬†While I appreciate the sentiment, the image is revolting in the extreme.

That’s the good part of the story. The really sad part is what followed. The hecklers were removed and an adoring crowd of brainless zombies college students which sounded to number in the double digits began an adoration chant of “Hillary! Hillary!”

The Wicked Witch lapped it up like her favorite Chardonnay, and while looking down her nose at her subjects audience, she spent a full minute saying absolutely nothing, except “People like me, we’re lucky.”

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We’ll see about that! The future has much in store for you, Hitlery. If you can’t cheat enough to win, your ass is the proverbial grass and Donald Trump is the lawnmower!