Alexandria Airhead-Cortez has announced that she and her green posse are embarking on a nationwide tour to promote her Green New Deal, the most transparent ripoff scheme since Al Gore concocted his global warming hoax.
Although she could reach a lot more people and reach them far more cheaply by simply posting a YouTube video and marketing it widely, she has decided that her constituents can go to hell. She doesn’t have time for the people who voted her into office. She has to get out and visit all of America, which leaves little doubt that she has loftier goals than representing a single congressional district.
And how about that carbon footprint? A nationwide tour, with staff, can only be done efficiently and effectively by air, you know airplanes, which her New Green Lunacy eliminates entirely within ten years. Perhaps AOC has a greener, carbon-free mode of transport in mind (photo, above).
Hypocrisy much?
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Let’s go:
‘We’re starting a 15-city tour + a 50-State campaign, starting in early primary states, to build political and public support for a Green New Deal.’ – @sunrisemvmt#ThisIsWhatDemocracyLooksLike ⬇️ https://t.co/bFs1nozd6e
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 14, 2019
That should take about ten years since you and your green vegan posse will be walking (gotta' be green). You will be walking, right? And eating grass along the roadway, right? Here's hoping many cows fart in your general direction along your noble journey.
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 15, 2019
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 15, 2019
Great idea! Or, she could just make a video and send it to every registered voter in the country. I think the reason she feels a need to do this in person is that it is the only way a snake oil salesman can scam the stupid – straight, face-to-face lying.
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 15, 2019
Translation: "You are my hero, AOC, and I'm a complete moron in desperate need of the snake oil you are selling."
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 15, 2019
Horse farts are even worse than cow farts. Thus, the only transportation solution…. pic.twitter.com/ePAjC6EQTJ
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 15, 2019
And the first time AOC farts, the tour is over. AOC farts are methane released into the atmosphere, inflicted upon innocent people. AOC farts are hypocrisy! Not allowed. She should have her anus surgically sealed so as not to allow a methane release. It's only right.
— Thomas Madison…. I follow back! (@tmadison200) February 15, 2019
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