New York City Fuhrer Bill de Blasio wants to shut down Fox News so that the country will become more unified, you know, like Hitler silenced his opposition press to unify Germany around the idea of genocide. Yeah, like that.

“We would be a more unified country,” de Blasio dreamed, as though conservatives would stop being conservatives and ascribing to conservative ideals and principles as long as all the news they could watch on TV is the Alphabet Network Club (ABC, CBS, CNN, MSNBC, NBC) and their twisted, leftist fake news. “We would not be suffering a lot of the negativity and divisiveness we’re going through right now. I can’t ignore that,” whined New York City’s Fascist-in-Chief.

Well, Adolf, I don’t watch Fox News at all and haven’t for three years and two days, since Megyn Kelly showed her ass and her hatred on live television at the first GOP presidential debate. I was a raging conservative then and I am an even more raging conservative now. Thus, your premise is pure bullshit!