By Thomas Madison

Burglary is really hard work.

From the desk of Almost Too Funny To Be Real, the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office posted pics on their facebook page of a  burglar they caught in the act….sort of. He was actually passed out on the homeowner’s bed with a bag of stolen jewelry beside him.

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A housekeeper found the snoozing burglar, Dion Davis, and called police to report the burglary, who arrived and took a few pics of Rip Van Stupid before arresting  him and hauling him off to the slammer.