So much for the revered Star-Spangled Banner. Our national anthem, once a proud symbol of patriotic unity, now draws laughter and inspires multimillionaire crybaby athletes to drop to their knees like $10 hookers.

Speaking of $10 hookers, check out Fergie’s rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner at the NBA All-Star game. She appears to be very drunk and I was actually embarrassed for her as she set new low standard for our national anthem.