So much for the revered Star-Spangled Banner. Our national anthem, once a proud symbol of patriotic unity, now draws laughter and inspires multimillionaire crybaby athletes to drop to their knees like $10 hookers.
Speaking of $10 hookers, check out Fergie’s rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner at the NBA All-Star game. She appears to be very drunk and I was actually embarrassed for her as she set new low standard for our national anthem.
LMAO reactions from Fergie national anthem at ASG 😂 pic.twitter.com/KbMD99DVOh
— TrapHouseHoops 🏀🎥🎤 (@TrapHouseHoops) February 19, 2018
— Reggie Watkins (@ReggieWatkinsJr) February 19, 2018
Congratulations Carl Lewis. You've finally shed the title of worst anthem singer ever. #Fergie
— Mike Hogan (@tsnmikehogan) February 19, 2018
Would anyone have even noticed if Fergie had been on her knees? I doubt it. It was that bad.
— Powdered Wig Society (@Patreeit) February 19, 2018
Not sure what Fergie was going for on that national anthem performance but if it was “my friends drunk mom acting sexy” she nailed it.
— Johnny Taylor, Jr. (@hipsterocracy) February 19, 2018
#Fergie managed to do the impossible….Black, white, young and old. No matter what your backround is, or your religious beliefs. Democrats and Republicans. We were all one. UNITED in the belief that she sang the worst version of the #NationalAnthem we have ever heard.
— 🌺michelle ebeling🌺 (@ShellE719) February 19, 2018