So much for the revered Star-Spangled Banner. Our national anthem, once a proud symbol of patriotic unity, now draws laughter and inspires multimillionaire crybaby athletes to drop to their knees like $10 hookers.

Speaking of $10 hookers, check out Fergie’s rendition of the Star-Spangled Banner at the NBA All-Star game. She appears to be very drunk and I was actually embarrassed for her as she set new low standard for our national anthem.

Trending: Mother of one murdered Obama gay lover speaks out. “There is more to the story. I do believe they are shielding somebody or protecting someone.”

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