As I walking into a grocery store a few days ago, I noticed a teenager sitting on a bench outside. He had his arms at full length stretched along the back of the bench. He looked bored, probably waiting for his parents who were grocery shopping.

I thought there was something odd about the scene, and as I entered the store it dawned on me that the youngster was not preoccupied with a smartphone, playing games or messaging friends or surfing the web. That was it! How strange. The poor guy’s phone must have been broken or misplaced, I thought.

Intended to make our lives simpler, these new devices have complicated our lives greatly. But, who can live without them? I can’t.

Imagine your car breaking down and you are stuck by the side of the road somewhere with no phone. The horror! If a passerby stopped to offer help, the first thing I would ask for would be to borrow his phone to check a few football game scores. Just kidding. I would call Triple-A first, then my wife and son to let them know I am OK and am trying to get our car repaired, and would be home as soon as that happened. My wife would be worried sick because I am incommunicado and can’t update her every half hour or so.

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Our lives have become so dependent on these tiny devices that…. Well, here, let my pal, Thomas Ventimiglia and Albert Einstein explain it far better than I can….

From Thomas Ventimiglia (the other Thomas)

The day has arrived … We are doomed …
    
The day that Albert Einstein feared most has arrived.  Observe!

          

  
Planning their honeymoon.

  
 

A day at the beach.
  
 

Enjoying dinner with your friends.
 
   
  

Out on an intimate date.
 


Having a conversation with your bestie.
 
   

A visit to the museum.
 


 It’s here!
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