By Thomas Madison

Donald Trump cruised to victory easily in all five April 26 primary states – Connecticut, Rhode Island, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and Maryland. His average margin of victory over the Crooked Canadian was 43 percentage points.

Drop out now, Cruz and Kasich. What the hell are you doing still running? Stop embarrassing yourselves and the Republican Party! Give your concession speeches now, then go back to your careers as government parasites. Let a real man take care of this!

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