By Thomas Madison

Carly Fiorina has vacated the presidential race. Likewise, Chris Christie, who is following his lifelong dream of owning a doughnut shop. Just kidding! No nasty letters from you underheight folks, OK?

Diamond and Silk are not losing any sleep over the news. In fact, they are downright giddy over The Donald’s crushing victory in New Hampshire.

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I would like to correct them on one statement, however. They claim that Nevada is the next caucus/primary. Not quite. South Carolina’s Republicans vote on February 20. Nevada’s Republicans on February 23. If I am mistaken about that, someone please correct me.

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