Poor Charlie Crist, poster boy for the Democrat Party. The guy could tear up an anvil with a banana.

Before a presumably loyal crowd of fellow Democrats Crist described his good friend, the Wicked Witch of Benghazi, in glowing superlatives, the virtues of a Girl Scout. The audience was able to stomach the lies until Crist hit them square on their collective funny bone.

“I am proud of Hillary Clinton. I think she’s been a very good Secretary of State, a very good Senator from the state of New York. The thing I like most about her is I believe that she is steady. I believe that she is strong. I believe that she is honest (this is where the audience loses it), and I look forward to voting for her.”