We all know that Bill Clinton would never tell a lie, right? Hold your laughter until the end. This gets much better.
So, in defense of himself and his family, Slick took to twitter to proclaim their innocence regarding the continuing allegation that he and the Wicked Witch of Benghazi ripped off the disaster-stricken Haitian people and enjoyed the proceeds for their own pleasure, including millions of dollars on a lavish wedding for Eleanor Roosevelt Chelsea (you have to admit, Chelsea looks like a homelier modern incarnation of Mrs. Roosevelt).
As always, swift to the denial (even when faced with DNA proof), Bill jumped to the defense….
https://twitter.com/Patreeit/status/952536241496559617
And, as always again, the Clintons have their brain-dead sycophants….
https://twitter.com/Patreeit/status/952520080000212992
Then, WikiLeaks joins the fray, catching Slick Willie in yet another barefaced lie. Slick said no “funds” were used for Chelsea’s wedding because it was “resources” that were used, according to Doug Band’s email to John Pizzagate Podesta. You know, it depends on what your definition of is is.
Bill Clinton claims that no Clinton Foundation "funds" were used to pay for Chelsea Clinton's wedding. However, the leaked email from then top Bill Clinton aide Doug Band doesn't say "funds" it says "resources": https://t.co/hHY9OUwry3 https://t.co/mU2xJhASnL
— WikiLeaks (@wikileaks) January 14, 2018
And you can always expect the slammest dunkingest tweets from James Woods….
The balls on this guy! You looted Haiti like a peg-legged pirate. You, your crooked wife, and your cheesy slush fund “foundation” worked in concert to turn it into the shithole it has become. #BagmanBill #ClintonFoundation #Haiti https://t.co/kPRxesS72C
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 13, 2018
Not having had enough abuse, Slick Willie doubled down….
I’ve traveled and worked in Haiti, and across Africa and Central America. The countries the president described with his epithet do not exist. Some thoughts as we remember those lost in Haiti eight years ago today: https://t.co/iXJwEAo2f6
— Bill Clinton (@BillClinton) January 12, 2018
And Woods responded….
Epithet??!! Try this epithet on for size : “human humidor.” That’s what you turned your intern into in the confines of our White House. It wasn’t your personal brothel, you hypocrite, it was the People’s White House. Epithet, my ass. https://t.co/kPRxesS72C
— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 13, 2018
And Powdered Wig piled on….
https://twitter.com/Patreeit/status/952543257615130625
Sorry, Slick, the proof is everywhere. It’s worse than DNA!
The nuts and bolts of the Clinton rape of Haiti, courtesy Dinesh D’Souza….
— J (@realest_jcas) January 12, 2018