Florida burglar takes a nap while robbing a house. Police take pics of Rip Van Idiot, then wake and arrest him

Thomas MadisonSeptember 11, 2014

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By Thomas Madison

Burglary is really hard work.

From the desk of Almost Too Funny To Be Real, the Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office posted pics on their facebook page of a burglar they caught in the act….sort of. He was actually passed out on the homeowner’s bed with a bag of stolen jewelry beside him.

A housekeeper found the snoozing burglar, Dion Davis, and called police to report the burglary, who arrived and took a few pics of Rip Van Stupid before arresting him and hauling him off to the slammer.

Thomas Madison

Ex-Army officer and stone-cold patriot, Thomas Madison is on a mission to contribute in any and every way to the restoration of and strict obedience to the United States Constitution, that divinely-inspired, concise, intentionally and specifically broad (wrap your head around that oxymoron) blueprint which has gifted the world with the concept and realization of individual liberty and unlimited prosperity. We, as a nation, have lost our way. We have spent the past one-hundred years attempting to fix what was never broken. As with building anything, when you can't figure it out, consult the blueprint. So too with rebuilding America, the blueprint for which is the United States Constitution.