Hunting for goats can be hazardous, but what is an amorous jihadi to do?
Watch as these jihadis, in search of companionship, meet Allah instead. Jihadi #1, on the right, never knows what hit him. Jihadi #2, on the left, heads for the hills as fast as he can but doesn’t have a chance. He is still running when his former body parts fill the air.
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