Not to poke anyone in the eye or anything, but I am sick of the brainless, mouth-breathing, liberal morons who email me regularly to declare that Donald Trump “is not my President.”

I understand that history…. and reality, for that matter, are not exactly your strong suits, and I hate to be the bearer of what you will find to be extremely uncomfortable news, but someone has to tell you.

Since this bud of truth and historical fact is firmly in the history books, this bud’s for you! You’re welcome.