Golf and grandchildren. Those were the topics of discussion during a clandestine tarmac meeting between Bill Clinton and then-Attorney General Loretta Lynch. Or, at least those were the topics of discussion if you believe Slick Willie, the same character who wagged his bony finger at America and declared, “I want you to listen to me, I’m going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky.”

Right, and if you believe that I have ten gorgeous beachfront lots in Nebraska I would like to sell you. Please inquire in the comments section, below.

When asked if his decision to go public with the results of the email investigation was influenced by the Clinton/Lynch tarmac meeting, Comey replied, “Yes, in an ultimately conclusive way. That was the thing that capped it for me, that I had to do something separately to protect the credibility of the investigation.”