"Wind is a finite resource." Dear God! Enter Al Gore…. "We have only one planet and one more year of wind left. You can forget about sailing and kites and the wind blowing through your hair, and within two years the temperature on earth will be 450 degrees! You won't have to worry about cooking eggs any more. Chickens will lay them already cooked! It is going to be horrible! There is only one way to save our planet. All of us, together, must commit to the effort for our poor, overheated children. My plan will restore the wind and insure that it is here for all future generations. But it costs money, LOTS of money! Send as much money as you can, RIGHT NOW, to the Al Gore "Earth Investment Energy Initiative Organization" (EIEIO). Please hurry, we don't have a minute to spare to save our planet. Stay tuned to Al Gore Jazeera for updates. Fuck you, I mean thank you, and Goddamn America!"….
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