Just kidding about the white privilege thing. I guess I was feeling a bit sentimental, missing the old days when Michelle Obama would instruct any crowd, yes, even a crowd of confused children, many of them white, with her racist diatribes and “pity me” sermons.

Oh, well, liberal weenies, I suppose you will have to get used to optimism, patriotism, Christian tradition, and winning for the next four years. In the meantime take comfort in knowing that the rabbit is gay.