THIS IS SATIRE!!!! For those of you who typically send me nasty messages because I convinced you to dig a hole in the woods and live in it for four days….THIS IS SATIRE!!!! That means it isn’t real. It is an article intended for humor, fun. THIS IS NOT REAL!!!! THE RUSSIANS HAVE NOT INVADED ALASKA!!!! Please do not send me nasty messages. That means you, Bill, and LaVonne, and Abdul, and Sheniqua, and Ted, et al…..