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The audacity it takes to think that Americans are stupid enough to believe this is stunning. You have no right to educate your children as you see fit. It is the right of the state to fill your child's head with liberal trash. You have no right to food. The state will give you what it believes is proper for you to have. In fact, after an exhaustive study the state has determined that all of the mass murderers in recent history have had two arms. Therefor, since you have no right to two arms, the state will herewith remove one, fully paid for by the state, of course. However, in its exalted benevolence the state will allow you to decide which arm you would like to keep. Thus sayeth the state. It is a matter of your own security and safety. Believe it!
