Eager to prove that there is something that she is actually good at, the Antichrist, I mean Hitlery Clinton, finally found some people she can relate to…. at a bar…. in the morning…. on Sunday.

A couple of ideas for the name of Hitlery’s Florida tour…. Sunday Morning Coming Down. Miami Morning Pub Crawl. Add your own in the comments section.

What’s a vampire doing awake at that time of day, anyway? I reckon the Wicked Witch of Benghazi is figuring she had better get all of her partying done now. It’s hard to get good hooch in the Big House.