Eager to prove that there is something that she is actually good at, the Antichrist, I mean Hitlery Clinton, finally found some people she can relate to…. at a bar…. in the morning…. on Sunday.
A couple of ideas for the name of Hitlery’s Florida tour…. Sunday Morning Coming Down. Miami Morning Pub Crawl. Add your own in the comments section.
What’s a vampire doing awake at that time of day, anyway? I reckon the Wicked Witch of Benghazi is figuring she had better get all of her partying done now. It’s hard to get good hooch in the Big House.
Hitlery's campaign new slogan should be, "The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk"
— Powdered Wig Society (@Patreeit) October 30, 2016