Photo, above: Minnesota’s new US Senator, Tina Smith, with the man who appointed her, Minnesota Governor Mark Dayton

Always be suspicious of a woman who claims to be any age that ends with a 9. If the woman is a liberal Democrat, you can bet everything you own that she is as a bigger liar than 39-year-old Hitlery Clinton, if it’s possible to be a bigger liar than 39-year-old Hitlery Clinton.

Liberal Democrat women in their thirties will tell you they are 19, those in their forties and fifties will tell you they are 29, and those in their sixties and seventies will tell you they are 39. Liberal Democrat women in their 80s and 90s will claim with a straight face to be 49.

It’s a vicious sliding scale, the margin increasing with actual age. The lie tops out at 59. Liberal Democrat women in excess of 100 years old will claim to be 59 until they are called up yonder.

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So, meet Minnesota’s newest US Senator, 59-year-old Tina Smith, a former leader of Planned Parenthood (how is that for liberal weenie credentials?), just appointed to fill Al Frankengroper’s vacated Senate seat.

The good news is she will only be in the seat for one year. The bad news is she could be elected next year to continue in the seat for another six years or some other liberal weenie could fill the replacement seat (Frankengroper’s actual seat has already been removed from the Senate chamber, fumigated, and sent to the Liberal Weenie Hall of Fame in Berkeley, California).

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Minnesota’s Democratic Lieutenant Governor Tina Smith has been named as the U.S. Senator to replace Al Franken, who resigned after being accused of sexual harassment.

Minnesota Gov. Mark Dayton announced the appointment of his lieutenant on Wednesday, Huffington Post reported.

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“Tina Smith is a person of the highest integrity and ability,” Dayton said in a statement. “There is no one I trust more to assume the responsibilities of this important office. I know that she will be a superb Senator, representing the best interests of our state and our citizens.”

Smith, who became the state’s lieutenant governor in 2015 after joining Dayton in 2010 as his chief of staff, will serve a one-year term in the Senate until next year’s special election.

“Though I never anticipated this moment, I am resolved to do everything I can to move Minnesota forward,” the 59-year-old said. “I will be a fierce advocate in the United States Senate for economic opportunity and fairness for all Minnesotans.”

Minnesota can now boast having two female Senators, as do the states of New Hampshire, Washington and California.

Democrat Al Franken announced last week that he was resigning from his Senate seat which he has held since 2009. The 66-year-old former comedian made the decision to step down following public accusations of sexual misconduct against him by eight women and after dozens of members of his own party – including the chairman of the Democratic National Committee – called for him to resign.

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Smith, who is married with two children, once served as the vice president of external affairs for Planned Parenthood Minnesota, North Dakota and South Dakota. She also worked on several political campaigns, including managing Walter Mondale’s unsuccessful 2002 Senate run, according to Fox News.

“She’s soft-spoken. She would prefer to be in a room negotiating or talking with people than giving a political speech. That’s not really her style,” Lawrence Jacobs, director of the Center for the Study of Politics and Governance at the University of Minnesota, said. “She can do it, but it’s something that she’s had to learn.”

But National Republican Senatorial Committee spokesman Michael McAdams slammed Smith as “another DFL insider handpicked by Mark Dayton,” according to Fox News.

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“The last thing Minnesotans want is a political operative committed to raising taxes while representing them in the U.S. Senate,” he said.