Melania Trump says “Ixnay on the head scarf, Your Royal Hineys!” How does the Saudi royal family respond? “Oh, OK then. Dress as you please.”

If you are on perpetual vacation, starving schoolchildren to death, and shopping ’til you drop, someone has to tote the bags and enforce the 70-calorie lunch menu on our growing children.

Reinforcing the jail food theme, Martha Stewart will also be a guest star on the show. Perhaps Bernie Madoff and OJ Simpson can be worked into the schedule.

I wonder when the last time Michelle tried to eat only that much for lunch? No one with an ass that wide should be telling anyone else what to eat.

I watch Democrats speak and lie through their teeth as crowds of obvious imbeciles cheer them on, and I am amazed that we have reached a point that the clinically stupid enjoy the right to vote

Michelle? Really? Barack Hussein is as popular in America as Chlamydia, and as goes Barack, so goes his…. uhhhh…. wife.

No, Michelle, it IS “just because Barack has done well” that you became proud of your country . He lied his ass off, he shoveled tons of snake oil down the throats of morons who enjoy the privilege to vote.

By Thomas Madison I cannot count the times I have heard someone refer to the chinless wonder, Mitch McConnell, as a turtle. I have done this myself…. many times! He looks like a turtle. Why is it so off limits […]

From Zee News Washington: In the latest issue of Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant’s (ISIS) propaganda magazine Dabiq, the terror group has carried an article justifying rape and enslavement of Yazidi women and reportedly stated that US First […]

If you missed Michelle Obama’s speech, which is the inspiration for, and subject of  Zo’s rant, you can find the 2-part video and my commentary below Zo’s video. ~ Thomas Madison VIDEO: True to character, Michelle Obama’s commencement address at […]

Michelle Obama gave an inspiring inciteful two-part commencement address at Tuskegee University over the weekend. The first part of her speech (first video, below) presumably named, “If Only You Could Be As Wonderful As Me,” broke the old record for the […]

By Thomas Madison The overt racism that is excused as casual commentary coming from our White House is sickening. And there is apparently no end to it, at least not until January 20, 2017. Michelle Obama piled on another heaping […]

By Thomas Madison Channeling his best Ed McMahon, David Letterman delivered Michelle Obama straight line after straight line during their Thursday night dialogue on The Late Show. Throwing in the obligatory McMahon guffaw at Michelle’s clumsy punch lines that were […]

By Thomas Madison Speaking before a group of schoolchildren Wednesday, Mrs. Barrack Hussein was asked by a young girl how long she and The One have been married. Looking like a deer in the headlights, Michelle didn’t have a clue, […]

By Thomas Madison Would it be racist for white celebrities to host a gala event for white girls only and call the event, “White Girls Rock?” Without question. Master baiter Little Al Sharpton and his race-pimping bro, Jesse Jackson, would […]

Sasquatch for President! From Dean James AMERICAS FREEDOM FIGHTERS – Are you ready for a third OBAMA term? For God’s sake, I can’t imagine anything worse to tell you the truth. But, actually there is FAR worse than Hussein getting a […]

Photo, above: Michelle Obama’s idea of what an American public school student should have for lunch The school lunches that shame America: Photos reveal just how meager US students’ meals are compared to even the most cash-strapped of nations Korean […]

Russian Strategic Bombers Conduct More Than 16 Incursions of U.S. Air Defense Zones ‘Spike’ in Bear H flights over past week seen as test of U.S. air defenses by Bill Gertz, Free Beacon Russian strategic nuclear bombers conducted at least […]

MICHELLE OBAMA TO LATINOS: WE CAN’T WAIT FOR CONGRESS TO FIX IMMIGRATION by Charlie Spiering, Breitbart  In New York City, First Lady Michelle Obama spoke at the League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAC) convention, promising that her husband would act on […]

Michelle Obama Moves To Make National Gun Confiscation A Reality Excerpted from American News Well it appears that Michelle Obama is not yet done championing her own agenda. According to recent reports, Michelle recently decided to appear in Chicago to […]