Hilarious! CNN’s Don Le Moron vents: “Open your eyes, America. Open your eyes! We are teetering on a dictatorship!”

“For this very moment that just happened right before our eyes, why were we pretending otherwise? Open your eyes, America. Open your eyes. We are teetering on a dictatorship!”

VIDEO: CNN goes to bright blue Minnesota and discovers that everyone is voting for Trump. Oops!

So, CNN’s Martin Savidge schlepped to Democrat stronghold Minnesota to see how residents there feel about national politics and President Trump. The mayor of Eveleth, Minnesota, himself a longtime loyal Democrat, said it best: “He’s our guy.”

VIDEO: The FBI raided Roger Stone’s house in the dark of night and the Queen of Fake News, CNN, was there, waiting. Imagine that! Who tipped them off?

The biggest news is that CNN was there, all ready for the big production, and reported the entire ordeal. CNN was the only news organization present (my apologies for using “CNN” and “news organization” in the same sentence).

VIDEO: Liberals claim that illegals commit less crime than US citizens. That is a lie! Here are the real, OFFICIAL government figures

One need look no further than the incarceration rates of illegal immigrants vs. native-born Americans to determine the true numbers.

Trolling Jim Acosta via Twitter, President Trump punked the fake news artist like a boss while Acosta proved that walls work!

Poor Jim Acosta. He hasn’t had an original idea since he discovered masturbation.

VIDEO: CNN wibawul waste pwoduct files her nails while guest descwibes cwiminal iwwegal awiens murdering US citizens

Watch the video below as illegal-immigration-loving Navarro indifferently files her nails as real conservative commentator Steve Cortes describes the scourge of illegal immigrant crime and its horrific impact on everyday Americans.

Trump troop trip (try saying that three times fast) inspires a liberal Twitterstorm, slamming the troops for appreciating and cheering their President

While lying about the President not visiting the troops this Christmas season, CNN conveniently neglected to report that Melania Trump is the first First Lady in American history to visit troops in a war zone. You are shocked to hear of CNN’s negligence, yes?

VIDEO: About damned time! CNN’s Jim Acosta has been banned from the White House. Secret Service seized Acosta’s White House press credentials

President Trump has finally had enough of Jim Acosta who showed up at the White House gate tonight for his “8 o’clock hit,” as he called it. A Secret Service officer immediately seized Acosta’s White House press credentials and told him he was not allowed to enter.

VIDEO: President Trump slams CNN’s Jim Acosta at WH presser as Acosta wrestles with a WH aide for control of the mic, not allowing others to speak

Watch this tense exchange between disrespectful assclown Jim Acosta and the man who continues to allow him to work in the White House as Acosta asks multiple questions, then refuses to give up the microphone, at one point wrestling it away from a White House aide who was trying to take it from him.

VIDEO: Fake news CNN refuses to run a Trump ad calling for stopping the caravan because they say the ad is racist. Not kidding! Don, Jr. calls them out on it

CNN, the most prominent fake news network on the planet, recently refused to run a Republican campaign ad featuring President Trump calling for stopping the massive caravan of 7,000 Central Americans. CNN claims that it refused to run the ad because it is racist. Not kidding!

VIDEO: CNN’s resident racist Don Lemon declares that “the biggest terror threat is white men” and “we have to start doing something about them”

CNN’s resident racist, Don Lemon, recently came very close to calling for the genocide of white people in a dialogue with fellow talking head moron Chris Cuomo. Lemon declared that “the biggest terror threat is white men” and “we have to start doing something about them.” 

VIDEO: More lies and fake news from CNN, deliberately misquoting President Trump to paint him as a racist

Hill, Cabrera’s guest, didn’t skip a beat, pouncing on the racist narrative, playing along with the “white” lie, declaring President Trump guilty of “racial tribalism” and “closing ranks around whiteness.” 

Is the Wicked Witch of Benghazi calling for even more violence against Republicans? Sure sounds like it in this video

Appearing on CNN, appropriately nicknamed the Clinton News Network, Slick Willie’s bride claims that it is not possible to be civil with Republicans, which sounds like an incitement for crackpot liberals, anarchists, and scumbags like Antifa to keep doing what they are doing.

VIDEO: I’m really liking this new Lindsey Graham guy. Audience boos him for defending Kavanaugh and he hammers them for it

What has gotten into Graham? Once a timid, mealy-mouthed Washington establishment Rino and member of the McCain clique, he has morphed into an assertive, take-no-guff conservative and Maga to the max Trump supporter. I like it!

THIS is what CNN has become, featuring this woman on Father’s Day: “He gave birth. He breastfed. Now, he wants his son to see him as a man”

I suggest CNN immediately schedule an intense curriculum of elementary human biology training for its production staff and on-air personalities. NO story that begins with “He gave birth” is a valid and factually accurate story. It is a lie.

Hahaaaa! Lindsey Graham to CNN talking head! “If you don’t like me working with President Trump to make the world a better place, I don’t give a sh!t”

I like the president, I want to help him, I hope he’s successful. He’s been a friend to me. He says some things I don’t agree with. So, if you don’t like me working with President Trump to make the world a better place, I don’t give a sh*t!”

Liberal weenies are jumping off of buildings from sea to shining sea as South Korean Foreign Minister credits Trump for the taming of Kim Jong-un

Like Barack Hussein telling business owners, “You didn’t build that,” liberal weenies from sea to shining sea are claiming that President Trump had NOTHING to do with Kim Jong-un’s’s sudden taming, which is creating a peaceful Korean peninsula for the first time in 70 years.

Fake news CNN’s Jim Acosta is slammed by fellow journalists for his latest disruption during the White House Easter Egg Roll

Jim Acosta is at it again, shouting “gotcha” questions at President Trump at the most inappropriate times, most recently at the White House Easter Egg Roll where the president was coloring with his family and small children attending the event.

VIDEO: CNN not happy with Intel Committee’s finding of no collusion. “If this report were written on toilet paper, I wouldn’t stoop to wipe my ass with it”

No evidence was found. That’s what the Committee said. Mudd is not happy with that. He insists the Committee continue investigating until they find something, anything, even if they have to invent it. Charge President Trump with having his dinner salad with Russian dressing. That’s impeachable, right?

How bad does CNN suck? THIS bad! Of the top 20 cable news programs from 1/29-2/23, Fox owns 15 of them, MSNBC owns 5. CNN? ZERO!

As expected of a lying, partisan fake news organization masquerading as a legitimate and objective news source, CNN’s ratings are in the toilet. The Clinton News Network routinely loses in the ratings war to such obscure viewing choices as reruns of Yogi Bear cartoons. Not kidding!

Yes, pigs are flying over Atlanta. For the second time today CNN is praising President Trump

OK, they’re not that over-the-top crazy in love with the president who heretofore they loved to hate, but the Clinton News Network’s shocking reversal in the tone of their coverage of the president is a pleasant mystery.

Hilarious video! Investigative journalist Laura Loomer catches up with Jim Acosta in DC, asks is he going to report some more fake news. He runs away

Acosta replied, “We’re going to report the truth and see if people can handle it.” A bystander commented, “Truth? CNN and truth?” obviously referring to CNN’s widely-known reputation for fake news.

CNN ratings still in the toilet! How bad is it? Take a look

The Clinton News Network spent the week of February 12-18 in the proverbial ratings toilet, ranking tenth among prime time viewers and checking in between Investigation Discovery and Home and Garden TV, and well behind Nickelodeon among total viewers. Not kidding!

CNN asked high school hero to participate in school shooting town hall, then gave him scripted questions. He refused. CNN says he is lying

Habb was given scripted questions by CNN, which he refused to ask, declining the invitation to attend the event. “CNN had originally asked me to write a speech and questions, and it ended up being all scripted.” So, he refused to attend.

Ted Cruz Did A 15-minute interview with CNN that they did not air a single minute of. Then they attacked him for being afraid to interview

CNN attacked Ted Cruz for not coming onto its partisan hackfest of a network to defend his Second Amendment position in light of the Parkland school massacre. This was a day after Ted Cruz was interviewed by CNN on that very topic. But let’s not let the truth get in the way of a good network ambush.

CNN article singing the blues for Dreamers who are now resigned to the fact that they can’t stay in the US starts a twitterstorm

Their parents overstayed their visas and are still undocumented. THAT is the problem these girls have and they need look no further than their parents for who to blame. I guess applying for a visa renewal was too much trouble, so the family lived in the shadows, undocumented, ever since. 

Butthurt crybaby Jim Acosta ignites a twitterstorm in response to his blaming President Trump for his own inability to follow instructions

Instead of packing his gear and hitting the trail when the President gave the cue that the press conference was over, Acosta was determined to hang around and ask questions intended to made President Trump look like a racist.

VIDEO: President Trump ended his press conference and cued the media to leave. Butthurt crybaby Jim Acosta refused to follow instructions

This will not get better for President Trump until he puts his foot down. It will not surprise me in the least to hear Acosta ask, “Mr. President, do you regret saying that black people aren’t very smart and eat too much fried chicken? Do you regret saying that, sir?”

CNN is promoting a heartwarming children’s Christmas book about gay, black Santa and his fabulous white husband

Not only is jolly St. Nick straight up homo in this endearing tale of Santa and his fabulous partner, he is also black because we must pack in as much fabulous diversity as possible.

VIDEO: Hilarious! CNN wants to ban the term “fake news” since it is now stuck to them like glue

President Trump has since coopted the term “fake news” and uses it regularly in reference to the mainstream media, especially CNN. Thus, CNN, now known widely as America’s premier “fake news” source, wants to ban the term, lest it drive them completely out of business, a comforting thought.