By Karen Walker

His comrades were there to talk him through it and comfort him by holding his hands and rubbing his tummy.

Perhaps he got some milk and cookies afterward.

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We know they keep milk on them to counteract pepper spray, but maybe they have some cookies on-hand as a snack as well. Or, they could loot them from the nearest Starbucks–if they get there before it gets torched.

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One guy who was protesting in Washington D.C. was very concerned that he might lose his leg after getting scratched by shrapnel during the rioting and destruction over the last few days.

In the video, there’s a long cut in this guy’s skinny jeans and you can see that he has a cut on the leg, but it doesn’t look very deep. He has a crowd around him holding his hands and talking him through the medical attention he’s receiving. He yells and cries when a tourniquet is applied to stop the bleeding. Through his tears he says that he doesn’t want to lose his leg.

His comrades rubbing his hands comfortingly can be heard encouraging him through the process:

“Breathe! Breathe! Breathe!

“You’re good boy, you’re good.”

“It’s alright. It’s all good.”

“I know, I know, I know.”

“You’re okay.”

“You’re fine. You’re fine, sweetie, okay?”

Is now is a good time to mention that rioting isn’t a productive activity and can lead to a reaction by law enforcement?

Shrapnel from flash-bang grenades and destroyed property like broken windows are known hazards from rioting. When you choose to take part in unlawful behavior while in a large group or are too close to those who are doing so, you might have some sort of negative consequence like an injury.

To sum up: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

But if you do choose to “start a revolution” like these Antifa nutters want to do, at least be able to take a scratch without crying for mommy. It’s kind of embarrassing.

These black bloc, masked Antifa members act like they’re tough when they’re in a big crowd, but when sh!t gets real, they’re crying like the little tinkerpots that they are.

It’s not manly to destroy businesses and steal stuff because you want some sort of socialist utopia.

Karen Walker writes for Clash Daily