Not known for subtlety, Kim Jong-un’s official mouthpiece, North Korean state-run KCNA news agency, which publishes nothing without Dear Leader’s approval, has published King Pudgy’s analysis of the 2020 US Presidential Election in a recent edition, offering its thorough and profound analysis of Democrat candidate Joe Biden’s stinging rebuke of the North Korean dictator.
“Such a guy had the temerity to dare slander the dignity of the supreme leadership of the DPRK,” chastened the article.
“No wonder, even the Americans call him ‘1% Biden’ with low I.Q., ‘mad Biden,’ and ‘Biden not awakened from a sleep.'”
Misspelling the former vice-president’s name, KCNA proclaimed, “It was the last-ditch efforts of the rabid dog expediting his death. Rabid dogs like Baiden (sic) can hurt lots of people if they are allowed to run about. They must be beaten to death with a stick, before it is too late.”
“Such a profiteer,” added the article, “who ran for the two failed presidential elections has now gone zealous in another presidential election campaign, wandering about like a starving field dog.”
Defending Biden, President Trump tweeted his response to Kim directly.
Mr. Chairman, Joe Biden may be Sleepy and Very Slow, but he is not a “rabid dog.” He is actually somewhat better than that, but I am the only one who can get you where you have to be. You should act quickly, get the deal done. See you soon! https://t.co/kO2k14lTf7
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 17, 2019
As expected, President Trump’s tweet triggered the mentally-challenged liberals in the Twittersphere who considered his defense of Biden not enough….
So, how would you deal with Kim? Maybe you would give him billions of dollars and watch as he upgrades his nuclear program like traitor Barack Hussein. Trump will denuclearize N. Korea, a program that is already underway.
— Thomas Madison (@tmadison200) November 18, 2019