H/T Renee H
A plane has five passengers on board: Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr. Anthony Fauci, Hillary Clinton, and a ten-year-old girl.
The plane is about to crash and there are only four parachutes.
Dr. Fauci said, “I need one, I have to help develop a cure for COVID19!” He straps on a parachute and jumps.
The Pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said, “I need one, I’m the smartest woman in the world.” She takes one and jumps.
President Trump pauses for a moment, then turns to the young girl. After a deep sigh, he says tenderly, “You can have the last parachute. I’ve lived my life, yours is just beginning.”
The girl replies, “Don’t worry, there are two parachutes left. The smartest woman in the world is wearing my bookbag.”