By Thomas Madison, Powdered Wig Society

John Boehner, the artificially-tanned, slobbering, whining, ass-kissing lush who is our current Speaker of the House of Representatives may be on his last legs as Speaker if the Twitter campaign to remove him has anything to do with it.

To be kind, Boner has been negligent in his duty to the American people. He has allowed King Hussein to run roughshod over our Constitution, effectively neutering the House of Representatives. He has been Obama’s lapdog.

With a House controlled by a slimy creature like Boner, and the Senate controlled by the equally slimy Harry Reid, King Hussein has had free run of Washington to do as he pleases, issuing executive order after executive order, the wishes and welfare of the American people be damned.

Of the handful of individuals most culpable in the shoving of King Hussein’s agenda down the throats of the American people, Boner is at or near the top of the list. He should be sent, posthaste, back to Ohio to resume his bartending career.

But with the Speaker’s chair deboned who would the Republicans choose as Speaker of the House?

Enter Trey Gowdy, a Pit Bull conservative whose perpetual scowl has terrified liberal weenies from Jonathan Gruber to Hillary Clinton. The hair identity issue aside, Gowdy has proven himself to be a competent and passionate constitutionalist. And America has noticed.

There is a vigorous Twitter campaign underway to draft Gowdy as Speaker. Jump in! It’s well past time we had a sober adult in charge of something.