Play #7,453 in the Democrat Election Playbook, otherwise known as the “end-around double reverse:” This is where the losing Democrat team, which has already intimidated and even physically assaulted the referees, beat up opposing fans, broken the timer’s arms, and hacked the scoreboard, have still lost the game.

The opposing Republican team, having prevailed in what would normally be a blowout, scoring 14 touchdowns to the Democrats zero, have found themselves winning by only three points, due to the aforementioned behind-the-scenes efforts of the blue team, commonly referred to as the “ground game.”

Thus, the Democrats are running the seldom-used, almost last resort play #7,453, the unofficial official recount, where intimidation, threats, and hacking of recount machines are used to reverse the actual results of a contest. This play is also commonly referred to by election experts as “pencil whipping.”

Watch as the Democrat “ground game” goes into action, challenging the results of this month’s championship game. Their game plan involves recounts in three states – Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania, where the official voting resulted in Republican victories in all three states by margins small enough to be altered easily by a solid “ground game.”

This just in! Michigan has completed its official recount, and even though the blue team was able, via its famous “ground game,” to tighten the score, the red team is still ahead.

Hmmmm. Play #7,454 may have to be employed, the “end-around triple reverse.”