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Rosie O’Donnell’s ex-wife found dead from apparent suicide. Seriously, would any of us not consider suicide had we had sex with Rosie O’Donnell?

Suicide is a horrible thing. So is Rosie O’Donnell! Imagine having sex with that manatee. I apologize for that. I shouldn’t have said it. You can go out to the driveway and hose yourself off now to escape that image. I know I am going to catch hell for this from the PC crowd. Go ahead, let me have it!

President Trump reports the REAL news about his dinner with Schumer and Pelosi. Contrary to MSM reports, he did not knuckle under

From the horse’s mouth, President Trump took to Twitter to report the REAL after-dinner news. While his position does appear to be softening on DACA, he is budging nary an inch on border security and the wall.

Viral video: Nun with a chain saw. LOL! You never know what video is going to go viral

WARNING! For anyone who has ever been whacked with a ruler or other sadistic instrument of education by a nun in Catholic school, this video could be traumatic. Therapists are standing by to counsel at 1-800-555-OHNO. This video is smoking […]

9/11: Lest we should forget

Sixteen years ago, today, America changed forever. It became less comfortable, less joyful, less certain. Thousands of innocent lives were sacrificed that day to an evil ideology at the hands of demons from hell. 

How NFL legends and Steeler teammates Jack Lambert and “Mean” Joe Greene would have dealt with Colin Kaepernick back in the day

Jack Lambert and ‘Mean’ Joe Greene would have dealt with it in a private way, and while no one can be sure exactly what they would have done, I believe it is fair to say that Kaepernick may have even recovered well enough from their leadership to stand for the national anthem again.

VIDEO: MTV Music Awards program includes a wonderful rap tune, “F*ck Donald Trump.” And we wonder why our kids are so confused

Young people have always been morons. Generally, I mean. There are rare exceptions. I was once a young moron. It has to do with believing you know everything without any real life experience to back it up, except hammering your parents daily to raise your allowance. After all, decorating your home (their basement) is not cheap.

Kid Rock’s response to DC watchdog group accusing him of violating campaign finance law: “Go f*ck yourself!”

The Kid’s response: “Go f*ck yourself!” Blunt, concise, and to the point, not long-winded, vague, and meaningless, characteristics commonly associated with statements made by American establishment politicians, which Kid Rock clearly is not.

VIDEO: James Comey is in serious trouble for perjuring himself before Congress. “He’s in grave legal jeopardy,” says Judicial Watch legal expert

Comey can clearly be prosecuted for perjury in this case. It all depends on whether the Judiciary Committee has the testicular fortitude to do it. I certainly hope so. President Trump can’t drain the swamp by himself.

Sasquatch in a high-slit skirt!!!! OH, F**K! Quick, pass the eye bleach!

Some say that with a magnifying glass you can clearly see Michelle’s scrotum. NO! I’m not doing that! I have an enjoyable afternoon of college football planned and I have to sleep tonight. 

Shocking! Sebastian Gorka ousted from the White House

Sebastian Gorka has been fired from the White House staff, although there is still some question as to whether he was fired or resigned. In any case, he is no longer employed in the Trump administration, which is shocking to me as Gorka was a fierce Trump loyalist and possibly the best spokesman the president had.

VIDEO: Black Lives Matter organizer demands white people move out of their houses, giving them to black people

There is absolutely nothing you can say about white people that will be considered racist by the left. In fact, it is well established among leftists that it is impossible to be racist toward white people. Racism only comes from whites. Anything the left says or does to white people is OK.

Invoking the name of God, Chappelle-Nadal apologizes to President Trump for wanting to kill him. Sorry, I’m not buying it!

This sow has gotten away with outrageous, borderline criminal statements for years. This one blew up in her face and she is likely to lose her senate seat over it, so she is whipping out the church card.

BREAKING! Steve Bannon has been fired by President Trump

Just minutes ago, Matt Drudge reported that Steve Bannon’s tenure at the White House is over. Reportedly, he has been fired by President Trump after an internal security review by Chief of Staff John Kelly amidst allegations related to Korea.

Reporter punched in the face at Charlottesville rally and live tweets the whole thing

A political reporter for The Hill, Taylor Lorenz, was punched in the face as she was filming the aftermath of a vehicle running into a crowd of people in Charlottesville, Virginia.

From the desk of You Can’t Make This Sh!t Up, fifteen Moroccan teens contracted rabies after having sex with a donkey that was a known whore

The sexually frustrated children and teenagers stayed at the Mechraa Belksiri Hospital for one week to receive rabies vaccinations after the animal transmitted the disease to them, explained Moroccan daily Al Akhbar in its August 10 edition.

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